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BLACK SUITS

the feds, FBI, CIA, DEA.
Man, I'm on the grind, but the black suits is all over my biz.
BLACK SUITS by Andrew Baggaley April 30, 2007

back-up shits 

whan you have to shit so bad,you drop your drawers and back into the stall,usually occuring after a night of tequilla and burritos,your pants usually fit better after takin one of these
boy,what a night,i had the back-up shits so bad i gotta repaint the bathroom
back-up shits by bobbyt June 18, 2006

Blacksuits 

People you'd meet if you win or be to many games at a casino
Jimmy:"Hey did you hear that Tommy kept winning games at the casino"

Billy:"Oh I bet he made bank after cashing out."

Jimmy:"Naw he me the Blacksuits when he left the table"
Blacksuits by Bigman? August 29, 2021

Blacksuit 

A Blacksuit is a government agent. Typically from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), it could also be a covert agent from the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) other secretive government agencies. Blacksuits are highly trained and dedicated to accomplishing their mission. Blacksuits are usually seen wearing black or dark colored business suits.
Natasha thought she was hacking computers anonymously, she was totally unaware that a blacksuit was monitoring her nefarious activities.

Ping had evaded capture in the United States for years before the blacksuits started searching for him. They quickly arrested Ping when he arrived in Miami for vacation.

Person 1: All of our information is being stolen by hackers, what should we do?
Person 2: We will need a blacksuit to help us, it's the only way.
Blacksuit by Morpheus2003 March 23, 2022

Back to school shits 

When it comes time to go back to school and your very nervous, so you get the shits badly.
"Dude, I'm getting nervous because I have to go back to school in a week."
"Do you have the back to school shits yet?"
Back to school shits by null793 September 25, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026