A black shower is when you cover up the smell of your poor hygiene with copious amounts of cheap deodorant.
Yeah John came in stinking of piss and fags but he opted for a black shower cos he forgot to top up his leccy meter. Half a can of Lynx Africa raining down on him like a burst water main and he still stinks.
The act of slitting your forehead and letting the blood cover the entire body until the point of hardening. The blood will look naturally darker to the point that the person performing the Blood Shower looks black.
Person 1: "Woah dude did you tan?"
Person 2: "Nah man, I just did a Black Shower!"
To beat or inflict facialpain using the back of the hand, usually used in the context of domestic violence. Common expression of trailer trash and deep country inbreds.
“I doneshow the back of my hand to her a couple times but that’s it !”