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Black Friday:

Sociological-Pathological phenomena of American people trampling others for unneeded things one day after being thankful for what they already have…
"Joe camped out for two days in front of the Computer store on Black Friday..."
by Critik2be November 20, 2012
 
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The frenzied orgy of extreme acquisition that is the natural result of asking Americans to spend an entire day attempting to be grateful for what they already have.
A team of wild demon horses couldn't drag me to the mall on Black Friday.
by HotGingerMess June 05, 2014
 
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The day after Thanksgiving.
Known as Black Friday because even white people will steal from stores as if they were hood ass black people.
Did you see that lil white boy stealin' all the shit from the mall?
He was actin' like it was Black Friday.
by Giraffe's Baws December 02, 2008
 
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Verb

v: the act of fucking a black female (or male, we don't judge) twice, using the same condom both times, because it is such a good deal
Jim: How'd your date go last night?
Turner: I black fridayed the shit out of that hoe last night son.
Jim: Thats dirty and economical!
by G-Lover69 December 10, 2013
 
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The day after Thanksgiving, traditionally the first day of the Christmas season and the busiest shopping day of the year. Called "Black Friday" because of the massive profits retailers rake in, recording them in black as opposed to red which denotes losses.
"I'm going shopping at 10 this morning"
"It's black friday, everything will already be gone!"
by Rebecca Black Friday December 07, 2013
 
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One Friday during the month wear all black people in the community are worshiped for there beautiful chocolate skin
It's black Friday... FREE K.F.C
by Matina Bristow November 27, 2013
 
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The Friday that comes once in every girls' life, in which she MUST decide on which seat in her friend's car should she take. Will she be kicking in the front seat or sitting in the back seat for the rest of her life? On this day, partying, and fun fun fun fun must be had. Some girls are even rumored to have an epiphany--realizing that Thursday was yesterday, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.
Rebecca woke up to Black Friday, so she had a bowl of cereal and missed the bus to do some partyin' partyin' (Yeah!).
by Blizzobus March 16, 2011