2 definitions by Critik2be

Stampede Shopping

Annual insanity of retailers offering 10 pieces of heavily advertised discounted items for a mob of 1000s shoppers battling through insults and bruises toward the store isles.

Usually occurring on Black Fiday.

"Last season's Stampede Shopping was regulated through a lottery system..."

by Critik2be November 21, 2012

Black Friday

Black Friday:

Sociological-Pathological phenomena of American people trampling others for unneeded things one day after being thankful for what they already have…

"Joe camped out for two days in front of the Computer store on Black Friday..."

by Critik2be November 21, 2012