Black Clothing syndrome 

The Black Clothing syndrome is a rare but dangerous syndrome that people can be born with and in some causes it forms in the persons teenage years. The syndrome makes person wear full black clothing almost everyday usually they wear hoodies and yoga pants, making them look on camara like a blackhole giving them the ability to become completly invisible with only their skin being visible. When it is dark their face can pop up and be gone in seconds giving people: Anxienty, Sleeplessness, Terrible nightmares, Suicide thoughts, Despair and some get scared so much that they instantly die.

Person 1: Hey do you also see a floating head there?

Person 2: Oh no look out! it is somebody with the Black Clothing syndrome! run before it sucks you up!

Black Clothing syndrome by Prof. Stephen Willberg January 25, 2021

Black Milk Clothing 

Overpriced leggings, catsuits, bathing suits and other clothing items made in Australia that will set you back anywhere from $80-$200 a piece.

Mostly worn by super skinny anorexic girls with the body of a 12 year old boy or obese women whose every cellulite dimple is accentuated by the fact that you're wearing expensive sausage casing on your legs.

Wearers of Black Milk Clothing call themselves sharkies or hot little bosses in order to validate their stupid decision to buy expensive clothing that somehow sets you apart from the rest of the legging wearing peasantry.

OMG IM SUCH A HOT LITTLE BOSS TAKING SELFIES OF ME WITH MY BLACK MILK CLOTHING

OMG DONT BE HATING ON OUR BLACKMILK PAGE, JUST BECAUSE WE SUPPORT BODY DIVERSITY DOESNT MEAN WE WILL SHOW MODELS WITH ANY OTHER SORT OF BODY

Black Milk Clothing by SharkieNoms February 3, 2013

Great ta see ya back in men's clothing! 

an all-purpose, ballbuster of a greeting for a guy

- best used in a loud and excited voice (and with lots of folks around to hear it!)

- best NOT used if the guy in question is much larger than you and just HAS, in fact, returned from a (secret) cross-dressing spree

"Yo!... Big Ron!... Great ta see ya back in men's clothing!!!"…

Great ta see ya back in men's clothing! by TIC Redux May 9, 2005