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Black Clandesade 

Blakk clan-des-aid (n.)

A very dark person who is also very depressive, but they don't show it. Much like an extreme of stoic.

Although using just clandesade, the person being described is someone who is very depressed and doesn't show it.
Person 1: Man, it's like you're happy all the time!
Clandesade: Uh, yeah... I am (whispers) On the outside...
Person 1: What was that?
Clandesade: Oh nothing! *smiles*
Person 1: No way; you're a Black Clandesade!
Clandesade: *sigh* Yup.
Black Clandesade by Talya Gray September 16, 2008

The Blvck Wolf Clan 

A Chicago based music group that started a new wave of hip-hop music in 2021. Members include Blvck Kiba, Jill Blvck, Sleepy cool and more.
Them niggas in the blvck wolf clan be savage.

Blacklanta

A term used by many Southerners to exaggerate the amount of African American citizens in Atlanta.
Dale: yeah, I've got to drive down to Blacklanta next week.
Loretta: That's unfortunate, the traffic is terrible in Blacklanta.
Blacklanta by AL_thicc_boi January 1, 2019

blackplanet.com 

Hot website for all african-americans and even non-afro-americans.


They have a lot of cool junk at blackplanet.com - check it out sometizzle.
blackplanet.com is a hot website
blackplanet.com by Nuckra May 4, 2004

blackplanet 

A website where youngins go to make webpages and claim that they are "the shit." Typical diction and language to expect at blackplanet:

"Yo wuzzz realy good, mah? Dis be Tizzle-tee-petey on the riz. Ereday be hangin at the mall fo sho. If yu got that firre come holla atcha bwoy!"

and

"Hello mamis and whatup my niggus in Northport! Juss wanna give a shout out to my moms and pops on thw wesside, doin it over thurr. Dirty souf in da house, son. Sign my g-spot if ur hot."

Unfortunately, as you can read, blackplanet has gone to the dogs. It no longer is a site where one can find more information about people, meet and greet decent folks. On the contrary, it has been transformed into a bulletin board for non-English speaking American youth, thinking that they are "the hawt shit." Little do they know, though, that approximately 4.3 diffeent people will actually come across their webpage and actually waste their time to read what they have to say. But, I guess that they can "bling", "holla", and "spit that fire" in their little corner of the web (approx. 0.0000000001 of the size of the World Wide Web to be exact) - it's OK by me.

My question to blackplanet admins... Wow, what happened, man?
we already have come to the conslusion that BP has gone to the dogs.
blackplanet by Nuckra May 4, 2004

blacklaned 

Having traveled somewhere in style. Implies that your transportation game was on point.
“I still can’t believe that I blacklaned to the concert!” “For the record, you were right. It was better that we blacklaned to the airport instead of taking the bus.”
blacklaned by hohoho108 October 15, 2015