Black and Blue Saturday

the day after Black Friday, when the unwashed masses recover from brutal shopping frenzies - and the corporate plutocrats tally up profits, while watching in-store videos reaffirming that the peasants do indeed deserve ruthless subjugation.
(see youtube: black friday fights)

For the retail giants, there's never anything black or blue about Black and Blue Saturday.

Black and Blue Saturday by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 21, 2012

black and blue balled 

The act of being banned/blacklisted from a strip club or any other boner worthy establishment.

After I punched the bartender from the titty bar, I got black and blue balled.

black and blue balled by Bad Obnauticus November 1, 2009

Black And Blue 

Another way to say you have a bruise, When you get injured and your skin turns a black/blue color in the injured area.

I fell down the stairs and got Black and Blues all over myself.

Black And Blue by X3Mikey June 29, 2020

nigerian blue black 

When a person is so black they are blue.

Person 1: Hey look! Is he black?

Person 2: No he is so black he is blue.
Person 3: Nigerian Blue Black?

nigerian blue black by slushg December 13, 2017

black and blue balls

The condition of having blue balls so badly that it hurts to even breath. This is normally brought on by sexual activity after a very long period without it and your partner not having the decency to let you get off. This should be in place of the death penalty.

"Oh my god dude, I tried to fuck Becky last night, but her brother called right in the middle of it and needed a ride home, I have some black and blue balls man."

black and blue balls by Sa 3434 October 25, 2007

Black eye blue berry 

1: What u say to a punk who wants a black eye
2: what crippeled kids say when they get heated because they cant get into a real fight because they will lose because they are crippeled

Hey punk want a black eye blue berry!

Black eye blue berry by Cr1ppeled K1d Ki11a March 24, 2019

black and blue brown eye 

when someone takes it in the anal to the extent to where their anal is bruised and soar.

Tyler Bristoe got a black and blue brown eye from roger last night!

black and blue brown eye by Americanpanzy January 26, 2011