blaats 

Alternative term for "blatently", often combined with mate.

Yeh mate, blaats.

blaats by Tommy G September 13, 2003

Blyatskrieg 

The Russian military strategy (popularized by Vladimir Putin) of sending in a first wave of soldiers without telling them where they are going or what they are doing, leading to a lack of organization and embarrassing failures.

A play on the word "Blitzkrieg" (from Blitz 'lightning' + Krieg 'war')—a military doctrine of conducting fast, concentrated assaults; and "Blyat" (cyrillic: блять)—a Russian expletive used in a similar manner to "fuck" or "shit".

Ukrainian Soldier 1: "Did you hear about what happened this morning?"
Ukrainian Soldier 2: "No, what happened?"
Ukrainian Soldier 1: "A Russian convoy ran out of fuel after getting lost. We captured three T-72 tanks, 6 BTR-3's, and several fuel trucks."
Ukrainian Soldier 2: "Blyatskrieg at its finest!"

Blyatskrieg by acsdog March 3, 2022

Blatas 

When someone becomes so overcome with neurosis they simultaneously shit their pants and ejaculate.

While waiting for Chase to enter him, Bill became so anxious that he Blatased all over the San Franciscan bath house.

Blatas by Blatas May 20, 2015

blatstein 

To lambaste, berate and embarass to the highest degree

I was totally and utterly blatsteined the other day, when the newspaper wrote that scathing editorial about me.

blatstein by The Daily P November 18, 2005

Buzz Blasts 

The best tasting cereal ever created! It taste amazing. Unfortunately they stopped selling a few years ago. This cereal is based on Buzz Lightyear from the movie Toy Story.

I love eating buzz blasts cereal for breakfast

Buzz Blasts by tatomuck1 March 4, 2009

whatever bloats your goat

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat"

Idiom meaning, "Do what you will."

You're going to have sex with that chicken? Hey man, whatever bloats your goat.

whatever bloats your goat by The Immanent Eminent Sage December 9, 2004

Blants 

From the BBC Television series of "Look Around You"

Bless you ants. Blants.

Blants by speedwell81 April 16, 2005