Icelandic singer Björk's metaphor for a relationship in the song "It's Oh So Quiet" is a riot. "Björkian Riot" is a simple way to express this state of being in terms more accurate than saying "Oh I just started another big riot!"
by Weird-Beard September 4, 2009
When two or more Björkian riots are going on at the same time and a course of action is maddeningly difficult to navigate.
Being in love with two people at once and being unable to choose between them because any action would destroy good relations with one or both parties. Especially if they're friends.
"I am in love with two people at once and have no idea what to do!"
"That is too bad my friend, sounds like a Björkian Riot Paradox if I ever heard of one."
"I am in love with two people at once and have no idea what to do!"
"That is too bad my friend, sounds like a Björkian Riot Paradox if I ever heard of one."
by Weird-Beard September 4, 2009