<Person A> Excuse me, where is the bathroom?
<Person B> What are you, lazy? Why don't you just look for it yourself, instead of asking some random person where it is? People like you are the reason America is known as the laziest country in the world!
<PA> Geez, what's your problem, you didn't have to bite my head off!
<Person B> What are you, lazy? Why don't you just look for it yourself, instead of asking some random person where it is? People like you are the reason America is known as the laziest country in the world!
<PA> Geez, what's your problem, you didn't have to bite my head off!
by gs68 September 24, 2004
Get the bite one's head off mug.An insulting shakespearean gesture akin to giving someone the finger which is gaining precedence with Arts students in university.
by HelloBobbo October 10, 2005
Get the bite one's thumb mug.1. expression indicating that one has left abruptly
2. expression indicating that one is departing speedily
Typically used at the end of a conversation, especially when one party needs to physically leave the location of the conversation in question.
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(adj.)
1. (descriptive utterance) used to indicate one's own awesomeness
2. expression indicating that one is departing speedily
Typically used at the end of a conversation, especially when one party needs to physically leave the location of the conversation in question.
Alternate definition(s):
(adj.)
1. (descriptive utterance) used to indicate one's own awesomeness
Person 1: "ay foo, we're gonna have tacos tonight, you tryna stay and eat?"
Person 2: "dude i'll take a taco, but i can't stay long, i gotta be one bite and gone"
**alternate definition**
Person 1: "SNAPS dog, how do you keep making those 3-pointers?!"
Person 2: "haha i dunno man, i guess these days i'm just one bite and gone"
Person 2: "dude i'll take a taco, but i can't stay long, i gotta be one bite and gone"
**alternate definition**
Person 1: "SNAPS dog, how do you keep making those 3-pointers?!"
Person 2: "haha i dunno man, i guess these days i'm just one bite and gone"
by B-Lazy December 10, 2013
Get the one bite and gone mug.The term used to describe an individual or group of individuals who display a certain degree of insanity by making up excuses that are implausible to the extreme in a feeble attempt to deny responsibility for their mistakes.
Boss: "What time do you call this, your 6 hours late."
Employee: "I'm really sorry I'm late sir I was err.. abducted by aliens, on my way way in. They returned me to earth in the middle of a field and the nearest train station was twenty miles away. I definitely didn't spend last night clubbing and get up 6 hours late."
Boss: "Who do you think you are kidding? You must be one bite short of an apple if you think there's any hope of me believing that!"
or
Fictitious mobile phone manufacturer: "Our phones appear to have poor reception when held because our stupid customers are hold them the wrong way. The 'signal strength formula' feels intimidated by humans and gets it's maths wrong whenever it is in the centre of a fist. This makes the poor innocent little formula accidentally display the wrong number of bars. The call quality appearing to drop is purely coincidental, as is us releasing an insulation cover and recruiting eight new antenna engineers. There is definitely no design floor. Even if there was, it is definitely nothing to do with the very sensitive revolutionary external uninsulated antenna. The antenna is just being ridiculed for being pure genius, by people without any imagination. All you have to do is imagine it works perfectly and you won't find a single fault. This worked just fine for us during testing."
Anyone with at least half a braincell: "They really must be one bite short of an apple if they think anyone is going to believe any of that!"
Employee: "I'm really sorry I'm late sir I was err.. abducted by aliens, on my way way in. They returned me to earth in the middle of a field and the nearest train station was twenty miles away. I definitely didn't spend last night clubbing and get up 6 hours late."
Boss: "Who do you think you are kidding? You must be one bite short of an apple if you think there's any hope of me believing that!"
or
Fictitious mobile phone manufacturer: "Our phones appear to have poor reception when held because our stupid customers are hold them the wrong way. The 'signal strength formula' feels intimidated by humans and gets it's maths wrong whenever it is in the centre of a fist. This makes the poor innocent little formula accidentally display the wrong number of bars. The call quality appearing to drop is purely coincidental, as is us releasing an insulation cover and recruiting eight new antenna engineers. There is definitely no design floor. Even if there was, it is definitely nothing to do with the very sensitive revolutionary external uninsulated antenna. The antenna is just being ridiculed for being pure genius, by people without any imagination. All you have to do is imagine it works perfectly and you won't find a single fault. This worked just fine for us during testing."
Anyone with at least half a braincell: "They really must be one bite short of an apple if they think anyone is going to believe any of that!"
by iCantMakeCalls July 7, 2010
Get the one bite short of an apple mug.suffering the inability to consume the final bite of a meal, yet if a full serving was presented you could physically be able to consume the food.
Trey: "oh dude, i can't finish this last bite of cake."
Quincy: "come on man, it's one bite."
T: "yea dude, i know, but i physically just can't do this."
Q: "shit brah, you must have one bite syndrome."
Quincy: "come on man, it's one bite."
T: "yea dude, i know, but i physically just can't do this."
Q: "shit brah, you must have one bite syndrome."
by rye guy2376583 March 31, 2008
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*Person eating a candy bar*
Hungry Person: May i have just one bite of that?
Person Eating: Just one small bite okay? Im very hunrgy
Hungry Person: Sure! No problem! *eats whole candy car in one bite"
Person Eating: CLASSIC ONE BITE
Hungry Person: May i have just one bite of that?
Person Eating: Just one small bite okay? Im very hunrgy
Hungry Person: Sure! No problem! *eats whole candy car in one bite"
Person Eating: CLASSIC ONE BITE
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