bitchnoob

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A player who pisses people off with his noobness and sometimes trash talks about how good he is.

pro0dawg: shit im so good at this game i can play whilst banging a sheep

xMedia400 pwned pro0dawgs head

xMedia400: im sorry u say something?

pro0dawg: u suck shit
xMedia400: stfu bitchnoob

bitchnoob by [x]Media400 May 23, 2009

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bitchnotism

Being hypnotised by the workings and doings of a female who you are sexually attracted to, to the point of accepting the same crappy outcomes of her senselessness.

Alternate form: Bitchnotic

"Joe will never have any lasting happiness with Julie, as long as she uses that bitchnotism on him."

Alternative:
"Julie keeps Joe on her hook through her bitchnotic mind games."

bitchnotism by SpitItOut August 13, 2018

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Bitchbook

Refers to those who use Facebook consistently to complain about their problems! Bitch, bitch, bitch!!

"STATUS: Here I am again, using Bitchbook.....Why is my life so miserable? I have another headache today!"

Bitchbook by wisdom66 July 15, 2009

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bitchgobblet

Similar in meaning to the word "nonsense" or "bullshit", the word bitchgobblet is used best when describing a event that in no way even BEGINS to make sense.

Quit talking all dat bitchgobblet hoe.

Did that retard just take all his clothes off to piss???? Man that's just bitchgobblet.....

bitchgobblet by The Jizzmopper July 20, 2016

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Bitchobo

A hobo that is being a bitch

"That hobo was a bitch"
"So he was a bitchobo"

Bitchobo by The Predator 13 January 8, 2020

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bitchboob

A female supervisor that is a cross between a complete incompetent boob and a sneaky, under-handed bitch.

"Hey, that new boss we got? She's a total bitch."
"She's also an idiotic boob."
"Bitch..."
"Boob..."
"Bitchboob."

bitchboob by Buttered Mule January 21, 2011

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bitchfood

a weak or inexperienced young man,a pushover,a sucker for a pretty face a "nice guy"

Troy has been buying that skank drinks all night and you know he's never gonna hit that shit.That poor kid is bitchfood.

bitchfood by djsugabur June 17, 2006

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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