Passive Bitchive

Mostly woman-to-woman phenomena, passive bitchive behaviour is a common form of covert abuse related to individuals who are bitches under cover.

There is a thin line between being a bitch to being a passive bitchive person. When a girl is a behaving as bitch to you, you know that you've been abused. It is easily identified. Passive bitchive behaviour is disguised by actions that seem to be innocent but are in fact a sophisticated way of expressing one bitchiness.

Passive bitchive behavior stems from the need to behave cruelly in an indirect way.

Fat Jane: "Do you think I look good in this jeans?"
Liz the bitch: "you gained a bit of weight didn't you?!?!"
Passive Bitchive Liz: "I love it, it highlights your curves"

Fat Jane: "can you set me up with your friend?"
Liz the bitch: "You are way out of you're league hun..."
Passive Bitchive Liz: "Sure hun, hope he'll like you though"

Passive Bitchive by Eyalc September 11, 2011

bitchdriver 

The owner of their bitch. They possibly have multiple bitches.

Whore, go take orders from your bitchdriver.

bitchdriver by Reppin KCK November 20, 2010

Bitchaversary 

This is without the darkest day in a man's life. The bitchaversary marks the exact date that a man's woman, who seems to be a faithful damsel, decides to toy around with another man's meat and swallow his brain rain, which is clearly inferior to yours. This whored out yeti then proceeds to leaving you, for a man she met less than three hours ago, which feels worse than being raped by a elephant in the sub-tropical region of Africa. The bitchaversary also normally marks the day when the honorable man sheds bro tears.

Yeah man its my fuckin' Bitchaversary

Bitchaversary by africanchild April 15, 2011

bitchatude

the attitude of bitchy people

Man, my girlfriend is on the rag and doesnt want me to play videogames ... she has a real bad case of bitchatude.

bitchatude by John D Log April 30, 2008

de-bitchitize 

The act of correcting a bitchy statement. To convert a catty statement into a respectable, lovable statement.

James: When you coming home babe? Call me before you leave, okay. :)

Heather: Ummm WHY? Like I need your permission or something? I don't get it??

James: Could you please de-bitchitize that?

de-bitchitize by tallkooldrink March 14, 2010

Bitchtivity 

an irititating & menial task, typically pawned off on a simple underling. Like getting coffee, filing, making copies, running errands, etc...

My lazy ass boss gave me a bitchtivity laundry list at 4:30, now I'm gonna be late to happy hour.

Bitchtivity by carson19 April 16, 2009

bitchitized 

Adjective. To become made a bitch. To have a situation play out with extreme one sided results. The loser is bitchitized by the winner

Oh dude you totally got bitchitized out there by the goalie.

bitchitized by Zell January 11, 2009