beer bitches

Women who supply alcoholic beverages to thirsty golfers on the golf course.

Golfer " It's hot out here. Where are the beer bitches?"

by jaxin January 23, 2007

Beer bitch

The official job title of the girl who drives around the golf course trying to sell you beer.

She's the hottest beer bitch in town! Plus, give her a big tip, and she's the 19th hole.

by Dedoverde MD June 5, 2007

beer bitch

1) Someone who brings you beer in response to a yelling request.
2) An enabler who promotes your stoner alcoholism by bringing you beer which you are too messed up to retrieve on your own.

1) "Without my beer bitch I would be horribly sober"
2) "If Kevin were not such a beer bitch we would not invite him over"

by Big Black Sexy Daddy H. July 4, 2009

beer bitch

The legal drinking age friend of an underage person who supplies the underage person with alcohol.

I gave my beer bitch some money to stop at the liquor store on the way to the party.

by f-liberals May 24, 2016

beer bitch

The loser of drinking games or the bottom rung person in any activity that involves hazing -- usually involves being forced to drink large quantities of alcohol in a short period of time.

I constantly lose hands of King's Cup -- thus I am usually the beer bitch.

by Syntel October 3, 2002

Beer Bitch

a hot Bavarian wench whose sole purpose is to keep your glass full and a smile on your face.

Stag: Wow, who are those gorgeous girls and what are they doing on our stag do?
Best Man: They're the Beer Bitches- now shush while I tie you to this lamp-post

by sheppers April 17, 2011

beer bitch

A person who is very finicky about what kind of beer they consume.

"Man, Pangina brought Budwiser"
"Fo real do? I only drink New Castle"

by mempho February 13, 2005