Biscotti-head

n. biscotti-head

1. An eliitist who frequents upscale coffee shops hoping to appear sophisticated or intellectual.

Etymology: From biscotto, (plural biscotti) an Italian biscuit often eaten with coffee, and head, ME: hed, recently used to refer to afficionados or addicts of a substance, tool, or lifestyle.

Date: Early 21st century

That biscotti-head daily drives 6 miles out of his way just so he can check his email at Starbucks.

by Leatnic November 19, 2009

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Biscotti Dip

First, you need to take a log of your freshly dumped shit and freeze it. make sure the log is the result of a fairly solid dump before you go to freeze it because having it in a round cylinder shape will give a better outcome, and no one likes dealing with runny poo. after the log has been frozen, you use it as a dildo.

I gave andrea a biscotti dip last night with my frozen shit.

by Lloyd599 December 3, 2009

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biscotti

A ridiculously convoluted way of snacking!

You eat a snickers with a knife and fork?
That's biscotti!

by snacker12 March 5, 2008

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Biscotti Game

A group of guys jack off in a circle onto a piece of bread and the last one to finish eats the bread.

Hey man are you up for a biscotti game tonight with the bros??

by Finkelroy September 21, 2010

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chocolate biscotti and bacon

1.a chocolate flavored italian cookie followed by a slice of fried pork
2. a phrase that sounds terribly and ambiguously sexually deviant, but really has no meaning.

1. what i just ate which was really quite delicious
2. you wanna come over later? I'll give you a chocolate biscotti and bacon. you'd like that wouldn't you? In return, I expect a full portugese breakfast.

by Amberley February 13, 2006

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