Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day

A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.

"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"

Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023

Birthday present 

The act of a female performing oral sex on a male, aka, a blowjob.

Dude, Kayleigh told me that for my birthday she might throw in an extra birthday present.(;

Birthday present by Peter and the Sunday Steppers June 16, 2009

early birthday present 

A present given prior to the actual birthday

Here is an early birthday present because I appreciate you

early birthday present by Mikk15 December 8, 2019

birthday present 

(n) alcohol

let's go get alex a birthday present.

birthday present by Zramislame October 13, 2008

canadian birthday present

when a male drugs a female, rapes her, sticks his dick in her mouth, cumshots, then cuts his dick off leaving it in the girls mouth

jeff gave susan a canadian birthday present yesterday

canadian birthday present by nick greca March 26, 2009

birthday present 

The ‘birthday present’ is shorthand, used to describe a particular song that carries certain notoriety for an artist or group. This song has come to define the band/artist, regardless of its age, quality or potential embarrassment. When performing live, this particular track is virtually expected; failure to perform the number will lead to grave disappointment or even bitterness from the crowd.

The ‘birthday present’ obtains its name through its special gift-like quality that, if not received, tends to cause resentment.

If Led Zeppelin came to town they’d just *have* to perform ‘Stairway to Heaven’, it’s their birthday present!

birthday present by Snowblower99 September 5, 2005

Birthday Present 

The act of giving someone a Blowjob.

Samantha: Is anyone able to help me
John: I can help you if you give me a birthday present.

Birthday Present by imverydaddy December 8, 2016