birdtation 

when a person's speech comes out in nonsensical phrases. for comedic purposes, it is preferred that the person is just momentarily inarticulate rather than having a serious medical issue.

they laughed for hours at Jake Benson's Autotune Remix of Serene Branson's on-air meltdown but their souls were saved when it was discovered that she was not having a stroke but rather a migraine-related birdtation.

Maureen: "dammie when poopoo."
Robbie: "haha, birdtation!"
Anthony: "yeah, dummy. stupid dog."

birdtation by toyMasulina March 17, 2011

Birdtation 

A word that can be used when you have lost your "train of thought" or are having a stroke while speaking.

So the Grammy Awards were birdtation, birdtation and yes. Birdtation you birdtation!

Birdtation by SwapMeetDude March 3, 2011

heavy birdtation 

extreme vaginal discharge. yeast infection 10 fold. if sexed, often accompanied by vaginal farts

can't have sex this week with my girl.

why?

she's got some heavy birdtation and i dont feel like fucking slimer.

heavy birdtation by guinness camel March 6, 2011

burtation 

Bur-ta-tion ber-tay-shuh’n
Noun

1. A big mistake or blunder that one makes and is widely noticed by others
2. A major event or happening, usually heavay in nature.
3. A chaotic but entertaining series of events
4. A temper tantrum or small scale nervous breakdown
5. Any excessive expression of emotion
6. The act or state of burtating

Origin: American English, February 13, 2011—the first burtation occurred at the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards when television reporter Serene Branson suffered a complex migraine on air.

“Well a very very heavay uh…heavay…duh…burtation tonight. We had a very darist darison. Bite, let’s go ahead and terish tazen low shklibet that had the pep.”

burtation by tfxh5 October 2, 2011

Heavy Bertation 

A general state of confusion, usually at an awards show or other celebrity event.

Everything started out fine but once the drinks were served the night quickly devolved into very heavy bertation.

Heavy Bertation by Bryan Ganman March 5, 2011

heavy burtation

A monumentally bad screw up.

It comes from the viral video of a Los Angeles news reporter who suffered a "migraine aura" on air after the Grammy's, which caused her to jumble her words.

Well A very very heavy ah heavy burtation tonight.
We had a very darris-- darison... by lets go ahead taris tazing los clivet n have the pet.

heavy burtation by coolbeenz94 March 6, 2011

Birtation 

A word used when you blank out and don't know what to say, like when you are a reporter on live television.

Reporter: "well a berry very heaveh aah heavy do it birtation tonight, we had a very dares dares son, but lets go hit, tearish, taze english for the bit… behead da pit."

Birtation by bacala777 March 15, 2011