birdnecking

v. The act of crashing and burning a social interaction with a woman whom you find attractive.

Stan: Hey man, did you see that F18 crash in to the apartments yesterday? It was by 264 and Birdneck Road.
Joe: No way, I was too busy birdnecking my way to celibacy over at the party.

by jamesvanderbeek September 10, 2012