Turd Bird

Shitting a Bird out of your ass

"That is one big Turd Bird."

by Dr.FreezeLove March 21, 2017

Turd bird

A bird the drops turds on you

Hey that turd bird just dropped a turd on me

by Bfhxndix November 3, 2019

Flappy bird

A female with enormous beef curtains, (fanny flaps)

I took her home last night, and when I went down on her, my face took several beatings on each side from them gigantor flaps. She was a proper 'flappy bird.'

by Disinthehouse November 25, 2021

flappy bird

A person who is so badly addicted to some sort of entertainment media that their life revolves around it

Man he's been watching that show for days now, i dont even think he realises his wife left him yesterday.
yeah he must be flappy birded to that show

by datswag March 6, 2014

Flappy bird

When a guy is asleep, a girl slaps his face. That causes him to get a boner, so the girl jumps onto his dick. The guy screams, she shits in his mouth and he puts it on his dick. Then puts it back in her ass.

I did a flappy bird with a prostitute last night.

by Flappybirdmaker January 27, 2019

flappy bird

the reason i am homeless, jobless, and poor. All this and i my highscore is....2....

man: i love life
flappy bird addict: what liiiifeee?
man: a beautiful place that doesnt have flappy bird.
flappy bird addict: screw that im playing flappy bird.

by iloveflappybirdtoomuch April 17, 2014

Flappy Bird

A Bitch with A Loose Pussy

Hoeffany SWEAR up and down she the baddest in the game but yet she got the flappy bird 😂

by D. Bankz July 24, 2021