in the uk, bird is a common expression for an amount (any) of prison time.
no dave tonight then?

No man,he got pulled on a warrant,he'll be doing bird for the next six months.
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Will: You comin round with the boys tonight man?
Dan: I can't, I'm seeing my bird.
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Bird is a female. It's old school for chicks. Ask your grand parents.
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a bird is a camera set up by the government to spy on liberals
“a flock of birds flying above these libtards, truely a beautiful sight.”
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(Brit) Across the midlands and other regions of England, a "bird" merely means a female of the species. It has no other, more sinister connotations.
The plural is, naturally, "birds", but you wouldn't be stupid enough to call it a flock.
"Oi Pete, izzat your bird?" (in this instance it refers to the respondent's girlfriend)
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everybody knows that the bird is > or = to the word
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(1) A woman of low quality and standards

(2) A kilogram or 2.2 pounds of an illegal street drug.

the street name bird derived from how actual birds

moves from one place to another. A bird or a kilogram is

the exact weight it comes packaged and shipped from its

place of origin (normally Central and South America) and

distributed to all parts of the United States where it is

repackaged into smaller quantities and sold for a profit.
(ex1)All she do is smoke pot all day,she's a bird"

(ex2)"I need a full bird, I'm about to go outta town and hustle"
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