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1/. a girl, chick, woman, female

2/. (UK) a stint of time in a correctional facility (jug). Originally used by Sixties Cockney gangsters and Eastenders types.
1/. 'Is that Dave's new bird? Man she's mingin!'

2/. 'Keep yer head down - I ain't doing bird for you'
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Bird is slang for penis, usually used in the northern U.S. or Canada. Coined by Bubbles.
Nobody likes getting caught with their bird out.
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A term used in Chicago, describes a girl that gets around, basically a girl that's loose.
-Damn man look at her, imma wife her.
~Man you don't want that bird.
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Generally a girl or young woman who comes across as vain, ditzy, stupid or useless.
Quit talking about your hair, you dumb bird.
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(Brit) Across the midlands and other regions of England, a "bird" merely means a female of the species. It has no other, more sinister connotations.
The plural is, naturally, "birds", but you wouldn't be stupid enough to call it a flock.
"Oi Pete, izzat your bird?" (in this instance it refers to the respondent's girlfriend)
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girls, because they general travel in groups or "flocks"
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A Scottish slang word that a male would say towards an attractive female.
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