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biomed moms 

A brood of mothers who, in the course of "curing" their children, forget that they don't have medical degrees, and run non-scientific clinical trials on their own children with any drug or treatment not approved by the FDA. They will often give unsolicited and dangerous medical advice without an examination. The shrill tone of their discourse is often accompanied by violins played in martyr key.
Joshua tried to fight the needle again, but the biomed moms restrained him with the strength of the ignorant. They dismissed his rage, as "just another meltdown."
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biomedical engineering 

A major or field of study that sucks the life out of its participants. Since it is strongly related to medicine, a lot of undergraduates study BME as pre-med students. However, they quickly learn that after classes such as 'Analysis of Biosignals and Systems' and 'Instrumentation Lab', biomedical engineering is not worth the lack of life it creates.
Well, I was studying biomedical engineering. Then our entire class failed Biosignals even though the curve was around 30%, so I switched to Business.

Biomedical Engineer 

One who has such substantial skills in both medicine and engineering that they can dare to combine them to form an entirely new type of profession. They deal with any device applied in the medical world and work on advancing technologies such as tissue engineering (the growing of artificial human tissue for implantation on other humans.)Basically, heroes in the modern world.
"Did you see that biomedical engineer? Hes got to be the sexiest godlike figure of our time."
Biomedical Engineer by Nippon August 30, 2008

bromeditated murder 

when a bro plans and carrys out a murder on a fellow bro
girl 1: Did you hear about Terry killing Steve?
girl 2: Oh dear, no.
girl 1: Yeah, it was bromeditated murder in the first degree.
girl 2: Oh shit, son.
bromeditated murder by brotographer September 24, 2009
When a gang runs up on you and shoots you.
boomed by wordmanhandler December 8, 2019

Biomedical Engineer 

One who has such substantial skills in both medicine and engineering that they can dare to combine them to form an entirely new type of profession. They deal with any device applied in the medical world and work on advancing technologies such as tissue engineering (the growing of artificial human tissue for implantation on other humans.)Basically, heroes in the modern world.
"Did you see that biomedical engineer? Hes got to be the sexiest godlike figure of our time."
Biomedical Engineer by nippon September 18, 2006

Boomedsm 

The act of being confirmed.
"Dude, I heard that you had sex with that whore."

"Boomedsm."
Boomedsm by ShyTron August 6, 2009