Biomechanics 

Biomechanics studies people movement, because if they're not moving, they are dead.

Dude #1: "Hey dude, wake up, we gon' play some ball outside"
*Dude #2 lying motionless*
*Dude #1 starts crying because Dude #2 is dead because he's not moving and he Dude #1 can't study Dude #2's biomechanics*

Biomechanics by EddieHood March 24, 2008

Biomechanics 

They basically study science and gears

Hello there Biomechanics. hey have you wondered why we have chips in our brain?
Ohno

Biomechanics by BottomDop May 4, 2022

Diagrammatical Biomechanics 

A term coined by exercise scientist Dr Mike Israetel in relation to poorly designed exercise equipment.

"I made up a term uh back back a few years ago when I was debating some biomechanics folks called
diagrammatical biomechanics where you looked at some diagrams and you're like 'Ehhh... this must be how the human body works!' and you made a machine only on that."

"You tried that machine over there?"
"It fucking sucks, the creators were probably on some diagrammatical biomechanics bullshit."

Diagrammatical Biomechanics by Thisistotallyme March 23, 2025

Biomechanical Augmentations 

Cybernetic and/or Nanotech enhancements to the human body which provide either increased functionality of current abilities or entirely new capabilities.

His biomechanical augmentations allowed him to see in the dark and jump 30 feet into the air!

Biomechanical Augmentations by Michael Nelson July 22, 2004

Biomechanical Zoom 

A method of framing a photography subject by aiming the camera then stepping forward or back.

That tourist was too cheap to spring for a camera with optical zoom so he used Biomechanical Zoom instead.

Biomechanical Zoom by Noel S April 13, 2006