Bidoof’s Law 

Originating from Tumblr user “Bidoof” (a Pokémon), Bidoof’s law says that there will never be anything more joyous than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai”.

“Will there be anything more timelessly funnier on Tumblr than seeing some joyless idiot asserting their stupid controversial worldviews internet toughguy style and then checking their blog and they’re just, completely openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai.” - Bidoof

“Bidoof’s Law strikes again.”

Bidoof’s Law by plasticmild September 17, 2019

Bidoof

The god Pokémon, the one who saved us from the calamity, the one who we pray for everyday, you might not know it but they are always there, so strong yet so tiny, able to chop trees with one chop, able to carry humans to safety with ease, able to smash rocks with one mighty punch, able to climb mountains in seconds, able to move boulders like they are nothing, able to swim up the tallest water falls, and when the world is in our last moments of hope bidoof will be there ready to save the day

“All hail bidoof”

Bidoof by TheBidoof May 2, 2018

bandooloo 

Jamaican origin, to swindle, con, use deception to acquire something.

Can also be used as a verb.

Simon bandoolooed Roxy for her sandwich money.

bandooloo by Mr_Dan July 19, 2010

King Bidoof 

Noun
Person who acts really stupid but is super awesome and popular. Often pulls many hoes and is known for his very unique and sometimes very gay style of clothing.

Person 1: You see that dude over there playing with fire? He's so stupid. How does he get girls?
Person 2: he's a king bidoof of course.

King Bidoof by The Real Bidoof March 15, 2013

bingooch

Sir Bingooch is the world's best goochmacher, he is the founder and CEO of Bingoochenmacher & CO.

Girl: Which goochmacher should I go to, to get the highest quality gooch?
other girl: Sir Bingooch has the best gooch in all the land

bingooch by PieCrustEater May 17, 2020

Bingoochenmacher & CO. 

company founded by sir bingooch the goochmacher.

specializes in the machering (selling) of world class gooch.
Ranked #1 in the world for highest quality gooch

anybody who wants to buy some good gooch should go to Bingoochenmacher & CO.

Bingoochenmacher & CO. by PieCrustEater May 17, 2020

Bindone 

Bindone is a cyclic triketone; a self condensation product of 1,3-indandione in acidic solutions!

-What's that yellowish thing in your Büchner funnel?
-It's Bindone!

Bindone by EddPsycho June 6, 2010