Osama bin Laden

Osama bin Laden
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Usama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Ladin (Arabic: أسامة بن محمد بن عوض بن لادن , usāmah bin muḥammad bin ‘awaḍ bin lādin), often anglicized as Osama bin Laden (/oʊˈsɑ mə bɪn ˈlɑ dən/; March 10, 1957 – May 2, 2011),7 was a founder of the pan-Islamic militant organization, al-Qaeda. He was a Saudi Arabian until 1994 (stateless thereafter), a member of the wealthy bin Laden family, and an ethnic Yemeni Kindite

"Who killed Osama bin Laden."
"Barrack Obama did.."

by I_am_your _father_nigger. October 22, 2018

Bin Laden Butt Fuck

When a man and a woman are having sex, preferably for 40 minutes already, the man pulls out, sticks it in her anus, and starts going at it. He starts yelling "Allah Akbar", and if within 30 seconds, the female doesn't utter, "Allah, Allah, Praise Allah!" your friends storm the room with BB guns, dressed as navy seals and fire!

Jon: Did you hear all that noise in the hall last night?
Mike: Yeah, I could of sworn our neighbors were yelling Allah Akbar...
Jon: Yeah... That's because Rich Bin Laden Butt Fucked that girl...she didn't know the catch phrase..

by ProudToBeFree1 May 2, 2011

Osama Bin Laden is dead

Phrase commemorating the "removal" of terrorist leader of Al-Qaida Osama Bin Laden, by US forces on May 1st, 2011.

New Yorker: Justice's a bitch
New Englander: WICKED. Osama's dead
New Jersey Dude: **** yea. I would not be caught dead fistpumping!
Southerner: yeaaa niggas dead
SoCal Resident: yeaaa son. Osama Bin Laden is dead.
Christians worldwide: Thanks be to God!
Real Muslims worlwide: Allahu Akbar!
Extremist Muslims who favor terrorism: Shit...
Bush: I was right.

by jouschwabalos May 2, 2011

Burying Bin Laden at sea.

A euphemism for taking a dump. Much in the vein of 'taking the Browns to the Super Bowl' and 'taking one's talents to South Beach.'

Dude, I just ate Taco Bell, now I feel like burying Bin Laden at sea.

by Chairman Wao May 2, 2011

bro-sama bin laden

someone you never see and often hides out at home instead of coming out to party

dude why didnt you come out your such a bro-sama bin laden

by urMA4 June 19, 2011

Osama Bin Laden Cocktail

Two shots and a splash of water.

Guy: I feel gooooood ... I think I'll have a mixed drink this evening.

Bartender: What would you like?

Guy: I dunno ... something new and interesting ...

Bartender: How about an Osama Bin Laden Cocktail?

Guy: What's that?

Bartender: Two shots and a splash of water.

Guy: That's good! Yeah, great .... I'll have an Osama Bin Laden.

by ring-tailed roarer June 4, 2011

Dead Osama Bin Laden

Former Al-Quaeda leader, who then was shot in the head by hardcore awesome special forces team.

"We got him!"
-- President Obama

Curtis: "Yaw, yall hear about Osama Bin Laden?"
B-Dawg: "Ye, dat nigga dead, he aughta' be known as Dead Osama Bin Laden, cuz he dead!"

by wylich1 May 5, 2011