Kid: bigfoot is not real
Mom: yea sure
Dad: trys to call Bigfoot
Bigfoot: IMMA KILL YOU
*kid wakes up*
Mom: yea sure
Dad: trys to call Bigfoot
Bigfoot: IMMA KILL YOU
*kid wakes up*
by Kanepg March 27, 2022
A terrifying, ape-like creature said to roam in remote mountain forests, but has eluded researchers and baffled skeptics for more than 150 years. Standing over 6 ft. 6 in. (2 cm) high, with arms down to its knees, Bigfoot can easily carry away dogs and livestock. More than 1600 instances of Bigfoot sightings or trails have been recorded in the United States and Canada since the early 19th century.
Many people who have shot at Bigfoot from point-blank range report that the creature seems invulnerable to gunfire.
by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018
A usually 7 foot tall, hairy ape that lives over much of North America, especially Texas and the Pacific Northwest.
I hear strange howls and screams at night, and also strange skunk or garbage-like smells; I think it may be a sasqautch.
by Steven December 15, 2003
A fairly obscure slang term, used mainly in Alabama, for marijuana, or for the state of being extremely "stoned." To "hunt Bigfoot" is to smoke marijuana. To "catch Bigfoot" is to become extremely "stoned." Named after the mythical creature for a few reasons:
- The mythical creature is said to live in the American northwest and / or western provinces of Canada such as B.C., which is known for its high-quality marijuana.
- The phrase could also be a pun on "skunk ape," another nickname for the mythical creature.
- According to some skeptics, one would have to be on drugs to encounter the mythical creature.
- The mythical creature is said to live in the American northwest and / or western provinces of Canada such as B.C., which is known for its high-quality marijuana.
- The phrase could also be a pun on "skunk ape," another nickname for the mythical creature.
- According to some skeptics, one would have to be on drugs to encounter the mythical creature.
"I've got a bag of Bigfoot in the car."
"Come over later, and we'll hunt some Bigfoot."
"Pass the chips; I've definitely caught Bigfoot. In fact, I think he's giving me a piggy-back ride."
"Come over later, and we'll hunt some Bigfoot."
"Pass the chips; I've definitely caught Bigfoot. In fact, I think he's giving me a piggy-back ride."
by Frank213 January 5, 2006
A kick-ass person who wears shoes above a twelve and has big socks. also: a person who doesn't give a damn and wants to one day be the coolest person ever
by Bigfoot7340 December 8, 2006
by Itsyaboialia October 21, 2020
adjective; a big, tall, surly, over-weight and above average in height woman. Sometimes characterized by hair on her chest and she may have a mustache. They are known to be bullies and most often work as correction or detention officers.
by Denmark Vesey March 28, 2009