| 1. | dinosaur stretch | ||
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When you stretch your arms (typically following slumber) and they form the shape similar to that of t-rex arms. Commonly followed by a large yawn You must've had a good nap, you're doin the dinosaur stretch
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| 2. | Big Cacona | ||
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The reward you give to your female in sexual activity for pleasuring you. This reward includes your "Car" in her "Garage" before you get "Happy", then you try to get as "Happy" as possible and fast as possible till her "Garage" has to stretch and you leave a big old glob of "mayonnaise" to fill the "Garage". Scientists suggest to repeat this for extra pleasure to the woman. You might even get her to say "Big Cacona"! Once she says this, you are "THE MAN". Last night my girl gave me a nice blow, so for a gift for doing this, I did the job of the Big Cacona!
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| 3. | big wheel rider | ||
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This is an act for a very sensual night. It is very important before you engage in this sexual act that you stretch thoroughly, especially in the groin area. First you strip down fully naked besides your socks. Socks are the key to perfect the big wheel rider. You first insert the man's penis into the woman's vagina. Next step: The woman does a cartwheel while the penis is still inserted inside the woman's vagina. However many cartwheels is totally acceptable. When the man ejaculates, keep on continuing in the sexual manner of the big wheel rider. It is considered the Big Wheel Rider In A Snowstorm when that happens. Works well with a woman who participates in gymnastics and a man who drinks a lot of fucking booze. That bitch knows how to perform the big wheel rider... VERY NICE HIGH FIVE!
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| 4. | stretch armstrong | ||
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A guy who has a penis that is smaller than average while flaccid, but larger than average while erect. I thought he had a tiny cock until he got hard. When I saw how big it was then, I realized he was a stretch armstrong.
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| 5. | Shlongzilla | ||
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a GIANT penis. A penis so big that you would double take and that wouldn't be enough to see all of it. My Shlongzilla is so big, it has stretch marks.
My Shlongzilla is so big, black guys say "wow, that's a big dick!". My Shlongzilla is so big, sometimes it jerks me off. My Shlongzilla is so big, if I were a porn star, I could only make movies in widescreen. My Shlongzilla is so big, I can fuck a volcano My Shlongzilla is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and Shlongzilla. My Shlongzilla is so big, my girlfriend uses it as a body pillow. |
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| 6. | Shirt-hut | ||
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It's that nervous habit some people have when they stretch their shirt out over their knees. Usually results in one of your parents scolding you for stretching out the fabric Zach: "Ryan! Stop making a shirt-hut! You'll damage the fabric!"
Ryan: "But I've got a big programming exam tomorrow and it's a nervous habit. Please don't get out the belt Zach!" |
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| 7. | Ink on Stink | ||
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Ink on Stink refers to women of lesser intelligence that believe a tattoo makes them more sexy, allows them to make a statement of some kind, or is just stylish. In reality it shows their lack of intelligence and vulnerability to an impulse to distort their body without a thought to future consequences. It makes them look slutty, which is where the Stink portion of this expression comes from, since sluts frequently have stinky vaginas. Ever see a woman with a tattoo she got years before that is now indistinguishable due to older sagging skin? A Tramp Stamp is a good example of Ink on Stink. You have to wonder how many guys have had their hands all over it as well as the rest of the bimbo's body. Some women even use tattoos to attempt to cover up stretch marks.
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