by thaddumms June 1, 2009
A single, impotent, meaty breasted failure who enjoys playing the trumpet and dining with his fat family.
by Ryan + Jeff March 16, 2004
by lele October 31, 2004
The type of guy that one can only see in movies. "The Perfect Man" Likes puppies and long walks on the beach
by Molls the Beast June 5, 2017
Big sexy john means when a big guy is sexy you say “wow! That guy is big sexy john!”
I find it funny! Just when u think a big guy is sexy! Remember to say big sexy john!
I find it funny! Just when u think a big guy is sexy! Remember to say big sexy john!
by John cegy loon January 8, 2020
His cock is sooo sexy your cock is fucking nothing to it. His cock is soooo big that when he fucks marigold she has it coming out her mouth.
🥵🥖😅
So you like my dick? It’s… nothing much.
Oh… my… how did you get it.
It’s my ‘special Midas’ big sexy cock’.
So you like my dick? It’s… nothing much.
Oh… my… how did you get it.
It’s my ‘special Midas’ big sexy cock’.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 5, 2022
lissy and axel are a great couple. they are funny, and they boyfriend has a huge dick. he has brown hair and is funny the girlfriend is thick. she is funny and likes the boyfriends dick.
lissy- axel your dick is SO HUGE!
axel-oh i know u made it huge baby
lissy- dont go to hard, axel. uhh~
lissy+axel=HOT,SEXY,BIG DICK
axel-oh i know u made it huge baby
lissy- dont go to hard, axel. uhh~
lissy+axel=HOT,SEXY,BIG DICK
by Ajooki aldihar January 2, 2022