A badass motherfucker with a sledgehammer dick who don't take no shit! Whatever you need Big Dave's got it! If it's fucked up Big Dave will make it right or you WILL ACCEPT IT the way it is because Big Dave has declared THIS is how it shall be!
Dude! Did you do that?
No,Big Dave did it. Badass huh?
Hell yeah! How is Big Dave such a badass motherfucker?
I don't know bro...he just is!
No,Big Dave did it. Badass huh?
Hell yeah! How is Big Dave such a badass motherfucker?
I don't know bro...he just is!
by Megustagrandegato July 23, 2022
Large, heavily-muscled individual.
by Nate Wright III January 25, 2008
Big Dave, Owner of Big Dave's Hardware Store. The greatest hardware store of all time. The only hardware store that also sells Wii Us. Big Dave is an absolute lad and you should give him 20 dollars.
A: Who's that?
B: It's Big Dave From Big Dave's Hardware Store
B: It's Big Dave From Big Dave's Hardware Store
by TheHardwareStoreEnthusiast September 28, 2023
an occasionally violent homeless man who lives underneath Ocean City Boardwalk, he is a chronic heroin user who sells hermit crabs to support his drug habit
There have been no confirmed sightings of Big Wave Dave in several years. Some say he feeds on unsuspecting tourists. Others say he died from an overdose a long time ago and his spirit haunts Pirate Mini Golf late at night.
by adavid93 July 30, 2012
by jacob tweedy March 25, 2008
by gemcity October 15, 2020
by gemcity October 15, 2020