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Biebology 

An academic discipline of study accepted by scholars globally, that centers around the actions and antics of serial douchebag, Justin Bieber; An advancement in scientific discovery that detects, analyzes, and prevents the process and transformation in becoming a douchebag.
I'm majoring in Biebology at the University of Phoenix.

Did you hear Arthur just graduated from Harvard with a degree in Biebology?

Good thing I went and saw my Biebology therapist, I would have became a douchebag without him.
Biebology by El Turd Face September 4, 2013
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Brennology

A language in which only the very few and very fortunate stumble upon. Although very confusing at times and head scratching during moments of apparent clarity for the creator, this is a language that consists of the weeeeee's and the welps. The hoyty and the toytys. And the ritzy and glamorous concoctions of a princess.
"I just got promoted weeeeeeeeee"

Welp. (self explanatory) Wanting to end a conversation without being rude

Hoyty Toyty: Who the hell knows but its been used in Brennology
Brennology by Princess JB October 5, 2012

Briantology 

A belief system built around the central tenet "I am God and so are you, you just need more practice", Briantology combines Occam's Razor, Agnostic Theory], and Divine Command Theory with the following logic:

-There is no known way to prove or disprove the existence of God.
-Individuals can choose whether or not to believe in a deity.
-One's devout belief in a deity causes that deity to possess real power and control over its practitioners.

Therefore:
-I'm always right, therefore I must be God.
-I control my own actions, therefore the power of a God flows through me.

-You can't prove me wrong, which further establishes that I'm right.

-I could possibly prove myself wrong, but I don't want to, so it's morally wrong for me to consider doing so.

While the term Briantology is used to reference this way of thinking, the implementation of the concept is as *__tology, where *__ is the name of the individual practitioner.
Now that Steven has learned and practiced the teachings of Briantology, he's become a bonafide Steventologist.
Briantology by yeknomgod July 5, 2014

lientology

Synonym for "Scientology", as Scientology is based on lies.
Tom Cruise is a member of the Church of Lientology
lientology by C-Mills April 13, 2007

bluntology 

One whom has been highly educated about types of weed, rolling blunts, fixing blunts, smoking blunts, and blunt smoking etiquette (very important).
1)"Yo cuz, ask the bluntologist what type of weed we gots here."

2)"My boy Jewelz gotta teach me how to twist that shit cuz i know nothin' about bluntology."

3)"Damn Skals, stop hittin' that blunt out of turn. Don't you know anything about bluntology?"
bluntology by Jew Elz November 5, 2005

Briantology 

A religion with facets expounding the virtues of exercising without a shirt, mainly for the purposes of running. This was founded on the belief of celebrating human nature and male bonding. This belief system is growing rapidly in popularity, mostly in high school and college cross country teams.
People can't tell us not to run without shirts, it's the religion of Briantology!
Briantology by Goku324 February 4, 2010

lientology

The study of the science/art of lying.
"My boyfriend just got his PhD. in Lientology. He was valedictorian of his class. It just comes so naturally to him."
lientology by ProgPrincess September 13, 2009