A simple insult that does not make sense but sounds funny. Invented by myself whilst on Facebook (See Fuckbook).
by RyanBurnsiswinnner March 30, 2009
A method of riding dick which is similar to the motion of riding a bicycle, where the person riding uses their thighs to move themselves up and down and from side to side, just like riding a bicycle.
As enjoyable as this may be for the participants, it can sometimes leave the rider feeling sore in the genitalia region—also similar to the effects of riding a bicycle hard and fast.
As referenced in the Ariana Grandes song "Side to Side", in which guest star Nicki Minaj sings, "Wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle".
As enjoyable as this may be for the participants, it can sometimes leave the rider feeling sore in the genitalia region—also similar to the effects of riding a bicycle hard and fast.
As referenced in the Ariana Grandes song "Side to Side", in which guest star Nicki Minaj sings, "Wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle".
"I saw you leave with Sam last night. You two do the dirty, or what?"
"Oh yeah, I rode the dick bicycle marathon up until the break of dawn."
"Oh yeah, I rode the dick bicycle marathon up until the break of dawn."
by Big McHugeLarge September 10, 2016
by b0redhoe September 4, 2016
(dɪk ˈbaɪsɪkl) n. (1) A bicycle with a dildo attached to it, usually on the seat, or arranged so that the peddling of the bicycle causes the dildo to move. (2) A bicycle made of penises. (3) A penis made of bicycles.
(1) The gross and net result of it is that people who spend most of their natural lives riding dick bicycles... get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their dick bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them, and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who nearly are half people and half dick bicycles. -Flann O'Brien, Third Policeman
(2) Help, my Dick Bicycle tyres are flaccid.
(3) When she started dating Megatron, she discovered, much to her surprise, that he was generously endowed with a Dick Bicycle.
(2) Help, my Dick Bicycle tyres are flaccid.
(3) When she started dating Megatron, she discovered, much to her surprise, that he was generously endowed with a Dick Bicycle.
by Mr Horance Toffinton, Esq. September 7, 2016
The action of riding a guys dick. In Ariannas new song "Side to Side" she talks about being on a dick bicycle and shes walling side to side because ahe got railed hard by the guys dick.
by Tyler.in.my.head September 10, 2016
When someone steals your bicycle seat so you eagerly pull out your quick release dildo and hope for a bumpy ride.
Person 1: "why are you in such a good mood?"
Person 2: "someone stole my saddle, so I got to use my dick bicycle!"
Person 2: "someone stole my saddle, so I got to use my dick bicycle!"
by Watermarlon September 2, 2016
When your handlebars are dildos
by Cool gal September 2, 2016