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Bible Fucker 

Someone who talks about the bible ALL THE TIME and will not shut the fuck up about it. This person will also pull a conversation into the bible no matter what is initially being discussed.
Me and Todd were talking about pussy when this bible fucker butted into our discussion and started spewing about how it's a sin to fuck someone who isn't your wife. He then went on a tangent about how God created original sin and we would both burn in hell for thinking about lust. I hate bible fuckers and wish they would all go fuck their holy books somewhere where I didn't have to watch.
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Bible fucker 

someone who uses the bible and religion to get as much money out of people as they can. Like always calling for donations, seed money ect.
Bible+money fucker
what do you think about Bible fuckers?
Bible fucker by Deep blue 2012 September 1, 2009

Bumblefuckery 

Absolute insanity.
Elephants with fucking lasers, man.
Elephants with smaller elephants in carts carrying lasers.
Bumblefuckery.
"I say good sir, have you partaken in the internet game 'Elephant Quest?'"
"Yeah I have, it's pure bumblefuckery!"
"Quite."

birelfucker 

A birelfucker is simply defined as somebody who partakes in sexual intercourse with one or more birel racing karts on a regular basis, usually via the furthermost rear section of the chassis with the rear bumper assembly removed to facilitate access to the inner frame rails (with sizes ranging from 28-32mm internal diameter) for the purpose of sexual intercourse, usually to orgasm. This is often done with any available lubricant on hand such as premix oil. Although the term "birelfucker" is relatively new, it is highly offensive to kart racers and non-kart racers alike.
"That guy is such a birelfucker! In fact, he in the definition of birelfucker! He practically invented birelfucking!"

Bible Fucker 

A person who knows the Bible thoroughly; inside-out.
Rob knows a good deal about Bible. He is one hell of a Bible Fucker.
Bible Fucker by alexkoksuker October 19, 2008

Biblelicker

A person of Christian/Catholic faith that worships the Bible to the point of rejecting and or denying any other logic or way of; how things work, why things happen, how things are made, etc.

Ex - Instead of the big bang, God created the earth in seven days.
"What do you mean you believe in Darwinism, evolution is a myth. You know that Noah brought the animals here on his ark, everyone does. "
Stacy, stop talking like that you sound like a biblelicker.
Biblelicker by TheNightParade June 17, 2023

bumblefuckery 

#bumblefuckery #bumblefry #bumblebeez: Momentary failure to live up to the Mission, Vision and Values (MVV) declared by the Sole Proprietor, Non or Not for Profit, Non Governmental Organization, Educational Institution or Private or Publicly Held Corporation (SP/NorNFP/NGO/EI/PrHC/PHC) charged with providing a verifiably beneficial service (VBS). Who through the provision of service, and/or way service was provided, caused unintentional or unrecognizable harm (CUIH or CURH) to student/s, client/s, patient/s or other service recipient/s (S/C/P/OSR). And may have done so so in ways that adversely impact both the S/C/P/OSR as well as their Kin (via inconvenience, expense, &/or situational, chronic or seismic harm (Via I, E, SH/CH/SH). The impact of which may affect current financial, physical, mental, emotional, moral &/or spiritual well-being and may also extend in far reaching ways, compounding existing trauma from lived experiences where harm was caused when progress, well-being &/or healing was promised yet not delivered in categorially inept &/or harmful ways; requiring time, energy and money to care for immediate wounds, while also having to address, redress or address anew past wounds (A/RPW/AAPW), be they physical or otherwise, visible or invisible. #restitutionrequiredalongwithpossiblerestorationandreparations
"_ _ _ _ _ _ _ " Swim School in _ _ _ _ _ _, CA USA exhibited #bumblefuckery when the owners did not immediately reprimand their employees for spanking K-5 students who were scared to swim instead of exploring what was scary about learning to swim and determining how to better approach acclimating #WaterSensitive Students #NeurodiverseStudents #StudentsWithInvisibleDisabilities to a pool environment. Including the pool itself; the scent of a pool; the ambient and variable sounds of a pool; the temperature of a pool and how it varies from first steps to deepest waters; the physical sensations of being in a pool up to your *ankles, calves, *knees, *groin, *chest, *neck; and/or *having your head underwater be it momentarily and willingly or otherwise**. Not to mention taking on larger Learning Curves like staying underwater for more than the average person can hold their breath, dog paddling in the deep end of the pool (aided or unaided), jumping off a diving board (accompanied or unaccompanied), sliding down a slide (retro, current or water park) and/or jumping off a high dive (knowingly and with consent or unknowingly without consent).

* Each of these requiring a different level of awareness, care, concern and trouble shooting depending of the lived experiences of the student, client or other service recipient -- along with different approaches to safely move from shallower waters to deeper waters, well assisted and well supported, to independently.