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A soldier never walks alone; a soldier always has at least one other with him. Together, they form the 2-man-team, the buddy-team, and in the rarest cases, they go further to form the binom.

A term coined in the army, "binom" describes the smallest unit in military unit structure, always consisting of only two - hence the name. Together, they are capable of anything and never vulnerable. Lying in their foxhole, observing, fighting, guarding; the binom takes turns; one rests, one wakes.

Thus, in combat, in peril, in life - the binom assigned to you or chosen by you will always be your one last hope, the one person you can always count on, you can always trust in. Your best friend, your life insurance, the platonic love of your life.

Names become irrelevant. He calls you binom, because you are his; you call him binom, because he is yours; together you form the binom.

You are his subordinate, at the same time his superior, you must follow his orders same as he must follow yours. Without hesitation, without question. You both know the binom would never take advantage. Long after your army service ends, the bond to the binom and his presence in your life will still persist, forever present. A finer friend than the one you suffered with, lying in the mud, running through the blizzard, wet to the bones you will never have.

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Girlfriend: "So who is this binom you speak of so often?"
You: "He's been my best pal for years."
Girlfriend: "So why not just call him best friend or bro? And why do you guys always call each other "binom"?"
You: "You would never understand."

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You: "Binom, book the next flight here right now, no time to explain!"
Him: "Yes."
binom by binom August 13, 2012
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Binometer 

Measures the maximum amount of time an individual can spend grooming and preening in a public restroom before arousing suspicion
Man, Dinino blew the top off the binometer! He must have spent 20 minutes feathering his hair in the restroom today.
Binometer by Furry Trout December 15, 2009

foiled like binomials 

To have a plan thwarted.

Foiled takes the dual meaning of "To prevent from being successful", and the mathematical mnemonic FOIL, which stands for "First, Outer, Inner, Last"; this device is used to multiply two binomials.
"Our plot to throw off the competing trivia teams by changing Wikipedia entries was foiled like binomials when our network was banned by the zealous encyclopedia editors."

Binomial system

System to determine if girl is fuckable. Eliminates 1 to 10 scale.

1 = She is naked spread eagle on your bed,and no one else finds out, you would fuck her.

0 = You wouldn't fuck her.
The binomial system is useless at 3 AM, because everyone is a one at this point,
Binomial system by indytj September 20, 2006

binomalopse 

A person having two names (hyphenated or not) as one first name.
"What's your name?"
"Mary Beth"
"Oh, Mary?"
"No. My first name is Mary Beth. I'm a binomalopse."
binomalopse by thabyrdisthawyrd January 5, 2010

Binomial nomeclature 

A phrase of 2 words that scientists use to classify living organisms. The 2 word phrase consists of a Genus and Species name.
homo(genus) sapiens(species); this name classifies us as human beings. This is a binomial nomeclature.
Binomial nomeclature by Harin raj February 27, 2010

BinoMJ25 

BinoMJ25 is booty
BinoMJ25 by Isyaboimax February 15, 2019