The Better Bagel 

The bagel that broke the internet. Featuring the same net carb content as 2 slices of banana, 26g protein. No added sugar. Basically everybody's dream come true. It's the holy grain. The future. The most epic discovery of the 21st century. It's been reported that people are willing to do anything to get their hands on more Better Bagels. Some have tried trading their kids. The magic cannot be explained.

I really wish I was eating The Better Bagel instead of these carb-filled, high-calorie ones.

The Better Bagel by BetterBagel November 23, 2021

Peanut Butter Bagel 

When a person receiving a rim job (which is where a person recieves oral pleasure to their anus) defecates into the performers mouth.

She gave a great rim job! She even wanted a peanut butter bagel!

Peanut Butter Bagel by JDGfootman April 26, 2009

butter my bagel 

The most desired action of endearment. One is to receive this only after they have become exclusive in their relationship. When men receive this act of love they often moan, lick their lips, and beg for more. A woman performs this act of endearment by applying butter to a freshly toasted bagel and then delivering it to her significant other.

The smell of my wife's buttered bagel caused me to wake up before my alarm. That day was the best day of my life, I didn't even have to whisper in her ear... butter my bagel.

butter my bagel by keep_it_realistic May 16, 2012

Bagel Beater 

When your a fucking a girl and she is on the bottom. your balls beat her asshole , which looks like a bagel hence the bagel beater

how did your balls get so shitty?
I banged this chick and the bagel beaters were swinging

Bagel Beater by trustyrock March 5, 2011

Peanut Butter on a Bagel 

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.

Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.

Peanut Butter on a Bagel by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020

Peanut Butter on a Bagel 

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.

Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.

Peanut Butter on a Bagel by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020