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Person with a very large heart. Tries her best to always please others, although sometimes falls short in the kitchen. Majority of her culinary creations, while usually look mouth watering, lack in the flavor department. The best way approach the bethinator in this situation is to calmly offer some constructive criticism. Never cross her the wrong way though, serious repercussions will arise. Never spill anything sticky on the floor. If this accident happens be sure to clean immediately before she notices. Remember her vision is based on messes, clutter, and horse play.
diesel sit! I need to wipe your paws. You cant make a mess or the bethinator will see.
by J-Gutes March 08, 2011