bethalto 

a gay little town known for it douchebags and wannna be gangsters, for the most part everyone from bethalto thinks there the cooliest but in reality is a huge doucher.

let's me in the awsome town of bethalto and go throw hummdingers at random people cause were just that cool.

bethalto by Hummdinger September 11, 2009

Bethalto 

A town where all of the girls are beautiful, but fake and talk about each other because they're douchers, and the guys think that they are hot shit when they look awful---especially the Civic Memorial FootBall Team.

C: Oh my gosh look it's The Bethalto Eagles!!

A: Yeah but they're record is 0-10

Bethalto by Leisure world May 8, 2025