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Bertouch 

Single guys' house, used in Moroccan Arabic.
Jebti titiza lbertouch a m3allem
Bertouch by Titi et Fatou May 17, 2020
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Bertstare 

An implied facepalm, usually used in the form of "bertstare.jpg"; used when someone says or does something so stupid that words cannot describe how one feels, and a conventional facepalm is not worth the effort.
You: I don't take protein because I want to be all natural
Me: bertstare.jpg
Bertstare by Aryu Awayer June 1, 2010

Heavy Bertation 

A general state of confusion, usually at an awards show or other celebrity event.
Everything started out fine but once the drinks were served the night quickly devolved into very heavy bertation.

*berto's 

\'bər-tōs\

noun
1. a Mexican fast-food restaurant, generally named after the proprietor, but oftentimes clearly named only to keep with the popular -bertos naming formula established by the original (and arguably the best), Roberto's. Examples include Alberto's, Royberto's, Jaunberto's, Humberto's, Jilberto's, Aiberto's, Aliberto's, Hamburto's, Ruberto's, Filiberto's, Hilberto's, Ramberto's, Gualberto's, Adalberto's, Rolberto's, and Danberto's. (Actually, Danburto's I made up, but it's plausible.)
2. any such Mexican fast-food-type restaurant, regardless of the name (ex. Sombrero's).
3. any of the food one would purchase from the aforementioned restaurants.
Examples:
1. "Dude, let's go to the *berto's! I need carne asada."
2. "They're putting in yet another *berto's? Sweet... never can have too much Mexican food."
3. "We went out for some *berto's after drinking all night, and damn did it ever hit the spot."
*berto's by teh lauar January 22, 2008

bertomato 

duduk berborak sambil mengenang nasib kena tipu
Selepas pak kassim menjadi ketua kampung, janji-janjinya pada orang kampung tidak dapat ditunaikan. Maka bertomatolah orang-orang kampung mengenang nasib di hari raya ini.
bertomato by AbangPerliYe June 17, 2018

Bertolin 

Cat whomst shall be worshipped as our Lord and Saviour.
Friend 1: Have you heard of Bertolin?
Friend 2: Isn't that your cat.
Friend 1: Yes, shall we worship it?
Friend 2: As our Lord and Saviour.
Bertolin by Nerdmind May 8, 2021