Berthing hips 

When a fat ass breaks his chair and blames it on his wife

So there we were camping and tim pulled the old berthing hips again

Berthing hips by Dolceglr32 October 18, 2019

Water Berthing 

The act of cranking your hog while in a pool, for the sole purpose to swim with your undeveloped children.

" Hey Josh, did you see what Connor did at the pool today?"

" Dude, I know. He was over there water berthing again."

Water Berthing by Ader Tistoff June 5, 2025

Double Berthing

When you let two ships into the same dock.
(When you put two penises in the same hole)

“Did you hear about Lisa’s threesome?”

“Yeah I heard she’s into double berthing, needed two guys to do the job”

Double Berthing by Cervellona February 25, 2026

birthing a sailor 

The act of a U.S. Marine sitting on the toilet and delivering a large 'deuece' aka BM. While the term has never been fully embraced by the Navy, it persist nonetheless.

George to John, "where the fuck have you been" ? John replies, "Oh man, I was 'giving birthing a sailor," George sardonically replies, "I hope the little fella did not require an episiotomy."

birthing a sailor by LaughingAloud April 14, 2010

Birthing Person 

This is what people who doesn't have a brain says to real women, and real mothers.

It's wrong, and it's very disrespectful.

Person 1: Happy Birthing Person's day!
Person 2: Don't you ever say that again you dumbfuck...

Birthing Person by thesmartkid420 May 9, 2021

birthing person 

A term used by the leftists in an attempt to objectify women only by their birthing abilities.

My birthing person can also cook and wash dishes.

birthing person by Swipe_right_4_me May 9, 2021

Post Mortem Distress Birthing 

Let me guess. You saw this on a reddit post and decided to check if it was real. Its not lol

Person 1: my mother got Post Mortem Distress Birthing
Person 2: that doesnt exist u fucking idiot

Post Mortem Distress Birthing by RealXp March 26, 2022