Mr. Bergamato 

the living embodyment of diabettes. might as well be deaf, not a single person has ever liked him, the worst music teacher ever. the greatest mega thot to ever be a thot.

Mr. Bergamato is a thot

Mr. Bergamato by Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad December 12, 2018

Bergsma 

If you're called a "Bergsma", you're now a Super Human. A "Bergsma" is pretty, smart, nice as hell, accepting to all, and is in every sport/club possible. They are never wrong nor are they bad at anything. To be called a "Bergsma" is to be called God itself. A "Bergsma" is a super human in disguise, but is really bad at hiding it. We all love a Bergsma.

Except Chris. He's not a real Bergsma.

Syn: Perfect, but the good kind that no one hates.

"It's incredibly impossible."

"Not for a Bergsma!"

Bergsma by pseudonym man 3000000000 November 2, 2008

bergamaschi 

big sexy hunk of meat, daddy will cure all your problems, he'll make you feel good, real good.

Girl: I need meat.
Girl 2: Just call Bergamaschi

bergamaschi by eburgos January 3, 2023

Bergasm 

(noun.) experienced when one feels his phone vibrate in his pocket, pulls it out to check his new message, only to realize that he felt a phantom vibration and no one was actually trying to reach him. Bergasms are especially intensified when one is bored or feeling lonely and has a strong desire to talk to someone. When the bergasm is experienced, a state of euphoria consumes the desperate person only to end with an anti-climactic lack of a new text message.

Bergasm Man i was so bored yesterday and thought i my girl was calling me, but sadly it was only a bergasm. what a bummer.

Bergasm by the urbster September 15, 2010

bergasa 

a common nickname for geeks.

see 'pemp' 'dairy cheese', 'john berger'

bergasa by Anonymous August 18, 2003