Ber 

The word you use when someone in the vacinity of yourself is acting like a noob(someone new to the subject matter).
You can also use this word when you don't like something that has just happened.

Ber kid, you're nubbing out.

Kid#1: yo what u up to on friday
Kid#2: im taking my girlfriend to the movies
Kid#1: BERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Teacher: Quigley, you recieve a 64 this quarter.
Scholar: ber.

Ber by Mitty Gore December 20, 2007

BER-TEE 

the best country

"the country of BER-TEE

BER-TEE by hazz22 May 12, 2021

lez-ber-ific 

Happy, Gay Fun which includes David Bowie, Flying Penises, and Dance Partys. Caketown is the ideal place for these festivitys. Dance parties with Big Gay are Lez-ber-ific

David Bowie is throwing a Lez-ber-ific Dance Party at Big Gay's house!

lez-ber-ific by Big Gay July 19, 2007

Bron Ber 

Amazing and awesome and really cool (NOT BALDING) teddybear who used to be called brown bear but now she's called bron ber because I said so

"Bron ber is better than you /hj"

Bron Ber by Moistoe October 28, 2021

ber 

A cool and hip way of saying "bear".

Yes, bear as in the animal. Relating to the term "errbody", which is an alternative way of saying everybody.

"Hey, look errbody, it's a ber!"

Polar bear becomes polar ber

Koala bear becomes koala ber

Brown bear becomes brown ber

etc....

ber by A Random Ber January 9, 2008

Ber-diddle 

A game played while driving in a car. If you see a car with a headlight out, you touch the roof with both hands and exclaim "Ber-diddle!" Everyone else then has to touch the ceiling with both hands, (except the driver, who only has to use one hand). The last person to do so has to remove one article of clothing, and the driver is allowed to pull over to take something off. Shoes and socks count as one article of clothing.
If a light is out anywhere one the car, it counts, (e.g. brake lights, tail lights, fog lights, etc.)
Motorcycles have to have a light out in order to count.
If you see a car that has one of it's lights obviously broken, but they aren't on, that still counts.
If one light is way dimmer than the one on the other side, that counts too.
Also, if you're with people that are playing and you're not playing, then you're a bitch.

Is that a car with one headlight? Ber-diddle!

Ber-diddle by Joel E. Rogers February 16, 2009

WEM-BER-LEE 

nonsense sub culture word and mispronounciation for the FA National Stadium called Wembley. Situated in Wembley in NW London WEM-BER-LEE is frequented by FA Cup semi and finalists from the rich four (although Portsmouth and Cardiff have gatecrashed the party) and play off finalists from the lower divisions of the football league. Also plays host to IN-GER-LUND matches and is probably situated in the most inaccessible area of the country. Flags and scarfs with WEM-BER-LEE slogan can be purchased from unofficial unlicensed scousers for a tenner. (fiver after the game).

"We're the greatest (insert team) FC and we're going to WEM-BER-LEE, WEM-BER-LEE...WEM-BER-LEE"

WEM-BER-LEE by Simon Newsham May 13, 2008