A condition one is born that causes the penis to grow at an obtuse or right angle. The condition can be treated by having a triangular shaped section cut out of you bent penis at the outter side of the bend.
Guy1: Dude, I have bent penis syndrome, what should I do?
Guy2: Get your doctor to cut a triangular shaped section off the outter side of the bend.
Guy2: Get your doctor to cut a triangular shaped section off the outter side of the bend.
by yenih22 July 09, 2009
Classical logic (usually Rationalism) of the early Greek philosophers (Socrates, Plato, Aristottle) demented beyond all recognition to make others feel stupid and prove random, pointless things (pumpkins are really purple, you don't exist, four means five) to demonstrate, in the user's mind, and all observers, the user's intellectual superiority over his victims. Usually used to compensate for shortcomings in social skills and genital endowment. Numbers often used in lieu of statements, and quotes of victim usually blown completely out of proportion (Ex. So, If Texan, Then Racist, so If P, Then Q). Easily defeated if you have taken the first few weeks of a basic college philosophy course, or with a good swift (but very well-aimed) kick to the nuts.
by Anarchist October 17, 2003