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14 definitions by Anarchist

 
1.
1. The fat, annoying-voiced host of Family Feud, known for saying "my father!"

2. Any female who resembles him.
"can someone please let Louie Anderson in?"
by Anarchist October 19, 2003
 
2.
A real-life version of the most disgusting hentai ever made.
School is Hell!
by Anarchist October 20, 2003
 
3.
An intentional mispronunciation of "mutant."

1. An annoying, ugly, short-ass girl who won't leave you alone.

2. Less frequently used to describe any demented person or creature.
"Qiuck! Hide! It's the mootant!"
by Anarchist October 19, 2003
 
4.
Is also a general term for any turn-off, especially in a porno mag, site or tape. (Ex: a family member's name, a transvestite ad in a straight porn mag, etc.)
"watch out for the landmine at the top of the page."
by Anarchist October 17, 2003
 
5.
Anyone morbidly (usually sexually) obsessed with Brad Pitt.
"I found a laminated, half-naked picture in Gareth's copy of To Kill a Mockingbird."

"What a Pitt Fiend!"
by Anarchist October 19, 2003
 
6.
To walk up behind someone who is sitting in a chair or otherwise at crotch level and poke them in the back of the head with your three-inch wood. Named after a preverted math teacher who we called Der Fuehrer. Is a form of frottage, which Japan, the birthplace of hentai, bukakke and the professional cripplefight, has recently begun to crack down on.
Der Fuehrer: Is the server back up yet? (trys to DerFuehrerPlex me)

Me: (hunched over table to avoid his three-inch wood) No, it's still crashed by your massive Armada of Soviet Schoolgirl Porn. And dry-humping the back of my head isn't gonna help.
by Anarchist November 09, 2003
 
7.
1. A non-existant gang some loser claims to belong to.
2. A guy who acts like/says/thinks he's in a real gang, when, in reality, if he ever approached them, the cops would never find his body.
Larry: Y'all better watch out! I run with a gang son!

Me: (mocking Larry) Oh, Graveyard Boners, baby!
by Anarchist October 19, 2003