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benzoned 

When a guy is continuously Friendzone by different girls (In some rare cases it can be done by the same girl). He then has the title Benzoned which is a deeper section of the friendzone. Being Benzonded is nearly impossible to escape from, no one who has entered has ever been able to escape it.

The Benzone was discovered whilst studdying Ben Adam Fryett. B.A.Fryett tried to "pull" multiple girls in a short period of time and failed (quite badly), he was also frienzoned twice by the same girl. This then lead to the need of a new word to define this rare occasion of multiple visits to the friendzone.
Second Time
Ben : Hi!
Girl: Hey
Ben: (Then gets friendzoned by the girl)

First Time
Ben : Hi!
Girl: Hey
Ben: (Then gets friendzoned by the girl)

Third Time
Ben : Hi!
Girl: Hey
Ben: (Then gets Benzoned by the girl)
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Bensoned 

To be completely out of your mind on a variety of legal and illegal substances. Will probably result in scattering of CDs, spilt drinks and cigarette burns.
Andy was completely bensoned
Bensoned by Flavio Conentonisi November 10, 2003

The Benyon ; Benyoned

When you Fuck with someone's self esteem really bad.Sometimes it is to the point that you degrade them enough that the individual becomes suicidal.
Man, I got the Benyon treatment because I forgot to run that order the right way! Even worse, I talked back to the Plant Supervisor and was Benyoned again!

bonjoned 

The state of being wherein a person is exhausted and unable to think clearly. It is not the same as merely being tired. Being bonjoned means to be tired AND to feel dirty AND to be muddy-headed. A good way to make oneself bonjoned would be to do many exhaustive tasks and then to stay up all night, all after having not showered in a day.
After working a 10 hour shift, and driving 400 miles to pick up his friend, Bob finally came home and felt very bonjoned.
bonjoned by Amanda Lopes August 6, 2007

Benzoned 

When a guy is continuously Friendzone by different girls (In some rare cases it can be done by the same girl). He then has the title Benzoned which is a deeper section of the friendzone. Being Benzonded is nearly impossible to escape from, no one who has entered has ever been able to escape it.

The Benzone was discovered whilst studdying Ben Adam Fryett. B.A.Fryett tried to "pull" multiple girls in a short period of time and failed (quite badly), he was also frienzoned twice by the same girl. This then lead to the need of a new word to define this rare occasion of multiple visits to the friendzone.
Benzoned Example
First Time
Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the friendzone

Second Time

Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the friendzone

Third Time

Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the benzone
To be ignored so much, you start doubting your own existence.
He was caught cheating so he got benjoed by his girlfriend.
benjoed by Natas Lived October 8, 2015

Bensoned 

To lose your job, still live with parents as an adult, and/or be car less. Almost like being up crap's creek without a paddle.
(Guy walks into house to yell at wife: 'Honey, goddamnit!, I got bensoned today and now we have to go live with my parents. Oh we must also lose the car since we can't afford it any longer.'
Wife responds: 'Goddamnit we got bensoned today!')
Bensoned by mastermind100 August 20, 2013