(noun) a person who performs a charitable act for non-assholes, while at the same time being an asshole toward other assholes.
When traffic is merging down to a single lane, and assholes are using a partial lane to cut traffic, a benevolent asshole will block the partial lane, while maintaining his/her rightful place in line, thus preventing other assholes from cutting in line.
by I-66 Driver September 8, 2010
by notabenevolentfool April 30, 2018
Also known as Matchmaking: When a group of friends has an URST ridden pair and the rest of the group sets them up in various ways for them to be alone and hopefully work out their tension by talking , kissing, or something much more fun.
Girl: "Thank you guys for interfering between me and Nathan."
Friend: "We didn't interfere per se, it was...matchmaking."
Boy: "Also known as benevolent interfering. Thank you. Don't do it again."
Friend: "We didn't interfere per se, it was...matchmaking."
Boy: "Also known as benevolent interfering. Thank you. Don't do it again."
by CMW2 July 30, 2009
Flipping property in a neighborhood not merely for the purpose of profit, but with a priority of improving the neighborhood.
One who does this would be a "benevolent flipper."
One who does this would be a "benevolent flipper."
Some slumlord offered John $20k for his house, but he sold it to the city for $17k so it would be a rainwater garden instead of yet another North Minneapolis crack house. It's called "benevolent flipping."
Source: This phrase was used by a guy interviewed on NPR, All Things Considered, in early August, 2008, to describe what he does.
Source: This phrase was used by a guy interviewed on NPR, All Things Considered, in early August, 2008, to describe what he does.
by JohnnyHoffa August 7, 2008
A man that performs cunnilangus without any expectations of an act of equal or greater value from the receiving party.
by Omnimon1234 September 13, 2011
Donating money to pay for vaccines in the name of a prominent anti-vaxer and having a letter of gratitude sent to them is a form of benevolent trolling.
by LaughsAngrily February 4, 2015
by +Benevolent_Overlord+ March 23, 2021