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1. The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.

2. A homosexual male (British slang). Someone who is bent, that is, not straight.

3. The alcoholic, chain-smoking, kleptomaniac robot on Futurama.
1. What? Monday off?! I'll be on a three-day bender.

2. In the '70s, no one knew Elton was a bender.

3. "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
by AJ Barrow June 24, 2005
A person who can manipulate one or all of the four elements; Water, Fire, Earth, or Air.
Aang was the only bender still alive who can bend air.
by Eedeh December 16, 2010
An event so evil and reckless it is spoken about for years to follow. occuring without notice or planning, arising from the spontaneous combination of just the right people.
Days on end of booze, drugs, cigs, and balls-to-the wall partying. includes no conception of time or place, all usual sleeping schedules are abolished:sleep when and where you want, but upon waking one must resume consumption of alcohol--red-neck mimosa's are a staple--zero consumption of non-alcoholic beverages is allowed. Frequent and sporadic dance parties, lack of clothing, drinking from the Measuring Cup, and fridges full of nothing but beer are common phenomena.

The taking of local boozing establishment by storm, already intoxicated from days on end of partying, is also commonplace.

operating vehicles off-road under the influence of controlled and uncontrolled substances may also play a role.
"I'M ON A BENDER I NEED A BEER!"
by LP0 February 21, 2010
a bender is a really bad hockey player. their skates bend in at the ankles, their knees bend in, and their back is bent over and they are leaning on their stick because they have no control over what they are doing and they can't skate.
-in a men's league where nobody can skate and they are all bad
-look at all of those benders, they are so bad.
-you can also have benderitis, very hard to get rid of.
by Alex Digirolamo April 15, 2007
A strict grading, hard bargained, beer-bellied, red-faced alcoholic that enjoys masturbating with their bent leg while they are trapped in a 70's themed station wagon reciting war stories that they weren't in. All while they are thinking about U.S. history.
Damn. That guy is a real Bender.
by CockThunder November 06, 2014
british slang for a poof (homosexual)
Hey Johnny, look at those pair of benders gaying it up on the dance floor
by duffy - gravesend August 30, 2014
In the UK, a homosexual. In other words, someone who is bent, that is, not straight.
"No way, you'll make me sound like a bender!"
-Gareth in the original TV series of The Office.
by Pedgerow June 15, 2005
when you get mind blowingly drunk for a period of three or more days.
Dude, i went on this 6 day bender after we lost the race.
by Emily Anne May 18, 2005

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