bend over and i'll show you 

The answer to any question, no matter what it is.

Q: What is the best way to fix the worlds economy problem?
A: Bend over and I'll show you.

bend over and i'll show you by Zero Skhool January 31, 2016

Bend over and I'll show ya 

The comeback to end all comebacks.

Person 1: Where did you leave the _______?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

Person 1: What the hell happened to my _____?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

Bend over and I'll show ya by Alyson March 31, 2003

Bend over and I'll show ya 

What you do to your girl when she says "What should we do tonight?"

Girl: What should we do tonight?
Bend over and I'll show ya

Bend over and I'll show ya by KillingMySelf October 2, 2016

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states 

It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.

Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states by ONEohTWO January 10, 2012

Bend her over and show her the 50 states 

It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.

Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"

Bend her over and show her the 50 states by ONEohTWO January 8, 2012

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states 

shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.

I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair

I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states by Young Metros Trustee July 4, 2016

Bend over and I’ll show you 

Literally can answer any question no matter what it is

10 year old) “Papa, how does sex work?”
Dad) “Bend over and I’ll show you”

Bend over and I’ll show you by Am Gay Boi March 22, 2019