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5. bend
to kick something, or toss an object.
Steve: Dude, what's this ball doing over here?

Kayman: I don't know it's probably from one of the kids next door, bend it back and lets get going.

Steve: OK.
1. Bend
A shallow, jobless, culturally bereft town in the middle of Oregon that likes to think of itself as otherwise. Most of its citizens are obsessed with the personal images associated with "organic," "active," "outdoors," and especially "local", which is ironic because most of them aren't from around here. In truth, most Bendites are a bunch of delusional, isolationist yuppies who have no concept of themselves or of the real world around them thanks to the veneer of bullshit with which they surround themselves.
If I have to listen to one more person from Bend drone on about their forced "active" lifestyle, I'm going to shove their mountainbike, skis, snowboard, or running shoes directly up their pretentious, local ass.
2. bend
To get drunk, usually results in said person becoming bent. Possibly short for "bend elbows".
Man, I was doing some serious bending in that game of Drink!.
by Nick D Feb 2, 2004 add a video
3. bend
used when driving; an instruction to make a turn in either the left or right direction.
Hey I think I saw him back there, bend this block and we can check it out.
by Matthew Whitaker May 14, 2005 add a video
4. Bend
The awesomest town in Oregon. Great skiing spot and close to the lakes.
I'm going to go Bend the mountain.
6. Bend
Bend, Oregon is the greatest place on Earth. Bend is a very active town, and a great place to raise children. We have farmer's markets in Drake Park, lakes to swim in, and more. Bend is the place to be! :)
Bend is the bomb!
7. bend
bad + friend = BEND
"Jarell Johnson is the biggest bend"

"candice bended me hardcore, cant believe she did that"
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