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The best Nigerian girl you'll ever meet. She is funny, friendly, lively, smart, just over all amazing. If you have her as a friend, don't break that friendship, you'll never find a girl like her any where else. But, there is some consequences. Don't mess with her, she'll argue, fight, kick, punch, and smash till she gets her way. She can be very, very, very stubborn but, she only is if she honestly hates you that much. She doesn't fight her friends so get to know her and get on her good side. She's very shy when you meet her but opens up when you actually get to know her. So don't waste your time and find you an Nigerian girl, specifically one with the name Beluchi.
Stranger: Yooo, is that your friend?
Friend of Beluchi: Um, Yes. Do I know you?
Stranger: You don't have to. What's her name?
Friend of Beluchi: Beluchi. Why?
Stranger: Oh , My , God! She's a keeper. I wish I was you Man. Dont mess that friendship up bro, you won't find anyone else like her in on your life.
Beluchi by AnonymousNigerian March 25, 2017
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Bellucci-Exception 

A woman who is incredibly attractive and/or sexy despite being way over 40. After Italian actress Monica Belucci.
Your date is how old??

47, but that woman is definitely a Bellucci-Exception.
Bellucci-Exception by Largo78 June 14, 2018

bellucciocity 

Bellüccīócity bell-u -she-o-sity (n) 1. the morbid cry of pain within each of our souls that ignites us to fulfill our glory bound destinies.
2. the venom of truth, the source of knowledge, passion pride and the icon of strength which transforms primitive thought into ideas beyond all depth and consciousness.

3. the undiscovered poetry that inflicts pangs of immortal truth and the light through God that intensifies our desires and motives that thrive within until the fall of man.
Average guy: I can't do this bro!

Studmuffin: chill bro, you need bellucciocity
bellucciocity by antbell21 July 27, 2010

bellucci 

Crazy outgoing something that's insane n a sense
Yo that kick flip was bellucci
bellucci by Nysosa18tray March 18, 2017

Monica Bellucci 

The most beautiful actress in the world.
Seeing Monica Bellucci makes me forget how to breathe.
Monica Bellucci by prettymaryk March 22, 2008

Monica Bellucci 

Although beyond the reach of mortal females, a state of existence, beauty, sexuality, philosophy, and attitude that females of the human species should nevertheless strive to attain; includes black hair and Italian (from Italy, not Brooklyn)accent.
George: Mia is pretty hot, I am thoroughly enjoying her white thong with the rhinestone heart over her ass.
Mike: Yes. And she smells nice, has silky smooth skin, makes pleasant conversation, and is a talented dancer that gives me a special feeling. Even her pooch is cute. She reminds me a little of "Monica Bellucci".
Monica Bellucci by Herodotus July 28, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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