Shoving the your balls above the top of your pants while keeping your penis below, exposing only the scrotum, preferably to distract an opponent or incite ridicule at the sake of his questionable sexuality.
by garthvader13 December 22, 2010
A texas belt buckle is when you have a boner, and you flip the boner upwards, pinning it between the waistline of your pants and your stomach. This way, the boner is not protruding outward from your pants, which could be potentially embarassing. A very effective method of boner suppression.
As I was walking down the hall and saw a hot babe I got a massive boner, but I quickly rocked a texas belt buckle, so as to hide the boner's evidence.
by joel March 10, 2005
Pulling your nut sack over top of your penis out of pants to rest as a belt buckle. Leaving the penis still inside your pants only exposing the balls.
by S.Hoover August 21, 2019
by AmandaLynn June 14, 2006
by nig 5000 March 1, 2005
After filling up a Milwaukee girl with Milwaukee's best food and beer and her gag reflex is triggered as she inhales your sausage, a Milwaukee belt buckle is the mess of half digested brats and beer thst covers your like a belt.
After feeding Emily beers and brats all day long, she left me with a Milwaukee belt buckle when she tried to blow me.
by Hairy Balzagna August 13, 2017
by tattoodguy09 June 3, 2009