rip him a new bellybutton

The non-homosexual equivalent of "I'm going to rip him a new asshole." Means I am going to kick his ass. Seen on The Simpsons.

David is such a fucking puppy kicker that I'm going to rip him a new bellybutton.

by phi April 25, 2004

bellybutton kisses

The smacking sound created from one's sweaty and/or deep bellybutton hole sucking in someone else's skin before it releases it.

I was spooning my wife one hot summer night and, as I turned to the other side of the bed, I heard my belly give bellybutton kisses to my wife's back.

by AJ Woo April 18, 2023

BELLYBUTTON BUTTER

THIS IS THE JUICE'S THAT DRIP OUT OF YOUR INNIE BUTTON AFTER A MAN EJACULATES INTO IT

Last night I spread my bellybutton butter on my husband's toast

by THUGNASTY206 February 21, 2022

Bellybutton Gumdrop

Whils't pleasuring ones self, one finishes inside of the bellybutton, cover with a piece of tape and wait until solid (may take upwards of a week), when ready, peel back piece of tape and plop the now formed gumdrop into mouth and enjoy.

Hey man, I've got a bellybutton gumdrop if you're hungry.

by TenseLizard December 12, 2021

Crusty Bellybutton

When you pull out and nut in their bellybutton.

I gave her a crusty bellybutton

by 2oo July 13, 2021

extra bellybutton

it is a guy with a small dick

“shut up jason you have an extra bellybutton instead of a dick”

by Jade mcnugget August 18, 2022

Asshole 2 Bellybutton

A hypothetical game played with friends naming your price for licking a random persons Asshole to Bellybutton (A2B for short). Prices are arbitrary and get deposited into the “bank” if the person is considered attractive. Money can also be withdrawn from the “bank” if the target is ugly. The “bank” has been controversial and sometimes omitted from the game.

Hey Joe, Asshole 2 Bellybutton ( A2B) on that blonde in the pink shirt?
“Oooofa I’d pay $10,000 to lick that A2B”

by A$$hole2BB March 31, 2022