by Leg Tat November 12, 2017
Dutch Bellows: A variation on the 'dutch oven', except this can be done without shoving your partners head under the covers. Simply 1) emit a cloud of dirty ass gas, 2) listen to your partners breathing, 3) when she breaths out,lift your knee under the covers. This brings in some normal air which is mixed with the ass gas. 4) When your partner is on her 'breath in' cycle, lower your knee causing her to suck in some 'dutch oven' dirty ass gas. A typical response would be to wake up coughing, usually followed by a dig in the ribs.
pjm: I had some right dirty ass juice after that curry last night, the whole house stank!
brew: yeah I nearly managed to give the missus a dutch oven last night! but she fell asleep.
gonzo: I got my misses a good 'un with the dutch bellows, she woke up coughing and spluttering - it must have been the madras I had!
pjm: filthy bugger!
brew: yeah I nearly managed to give the missus a dutch oven last night! but she fell asleep.
gonzo: I got my misses a good 'un with the dutch bellows, she woke up coughing and spluttering - it must have been the madras I had!
pjm: filthy bugger!
by pjm & brew December 29, 2006
Tiny piece of shit town in Vermont. Nothing to do and Noone you wanna see. It use to be a great town but welfare and herion has taken over.
Not a place you wanna raise ur kids. School system is Shit.
Most exciting thing for teens to do is "scoop the loop".
Not a place you wanna raise ur kids. School system is Shit.
Most exciting thing for teens to do is "scoop the loop".
by Jmhc May 21, 2016
similar to the dutch oven except instead of pulling the covers over your partners head, you lift the covers at head level with one hand and push down on your feet with the other, resulting in a deadly blast to the face.
by shardninja March 22, 2012
A state of affairs where correlation has been incorrectly assumed to imply causality. Originates in a story where in the 1700s, bellows were used to pump smoke into the rectum of victims of drowning to resuscitate them, because of a single incident where this treatment had been applied and the patient recovered.
So because these two people have the same first name and age, anyone else with the same name is the same age? That's arse bellows!
by arc123 March 16, 2011
A cloud of flatulence that escapes from underneath a blanket, sheet, or comforter, and into the face of the occupants.
While often on accident, this can happen on purpose much in the same manner as the dutch oven.
While often on accident, this can happen on purpose much in the same manner as the dutch oven.
by Lord_Flatulence October 27, 2009